I want a beautiful woman to murder me
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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I want a beautiful woman to murder me

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I exit the car to look for my boyfriend
Man: door Hand: hook Car: door
I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000.... Iβm gonna eat YOU
None of you people understand the actual reality of how much the ultra-rich hoard. Aoc is not even a blip on the radar of rich. Aoc grew up poor in the bronx and continued to work as a bartender while she was on the campaing trail.
Is she wealthier than the average person? Yeah. No shit sherlock. But does she qualify...as RICH?? My fam...my guy....my bud.....the answer is simply No.
Aoc wants to tax the 1%. The people who can afford to buy space programs, influence elections and send countries to war.
She is not referring to...like....lil nas x here. Shes referring to jeff fucking bezos.
Please learn the difference between BEING WEALTHY (aoc) and being RICH (bezos, gates, etc)
For the love of god. SHE DIDNβT PAY FOR HER TICKET!!!!! OR her dress!!! She was invited by a designer who fucking paid for all of that shit!!! This is SO embarrassing!!!! Do you guys not fact check ANYTHING you read?? This is your level of critical thinking skills??????????? Yeah working class hero AOC paid $35k to go to a rich person costume party in a dress that said Tax The Rich and at no point did she or any of her staff think βhey maybe paying $35k to do this will make u seem like a hypocrite.β Of COURSE THATβS NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! This is literally LITERALLY what they are playing on Fox News right now you are all literally regurgitating right wing propaganda without a thought in the world. Please for the love of god when you see something that seems ridiculously out of character or doesnβt make sense, FACT CHECK IT!!!!
what's a little ritualistic bleeding between friends

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Edit: the title for this comic is βPuzzle Ratβ this oneβs a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry itβs Β just 9 pages, and about some ratsβ¦ itβs more symbolic than anything really
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oh god this is too much of a mood
*something bad happens to me*
me, through gritted teeth: Sasukeβ¦..
did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?
you know, the dashcon baby⦠the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon
what
Th e
What
the dashcon baby
at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around theΒ βeventβ, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.
great post everybody
I helped!
sorry cant hang out. too scared

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me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
fucked up that i canβt listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time πππππ guess the only option is to do nothing
While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.
portable supramarine exploration device
for someone who experiences 37 emotions in a single second i sure as fuck donβt know how to handle them

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How did ancient cultures figure out about the solstice like girl I would not notice that
not a lot else going on back then
get rich or cry tryin