✱∗✲ hello strobe ✲∗✱

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know