nerf this

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

Also a fact

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

me trying to fing my gotdamn keys

So fun

watfching this is like being blugeoned by a sword oyuu are just to take it …

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

At least I now have confirmation that allergies really *are* getting worse and I’m not just getting more whiny over time lol

Same goes for the toxins in poison ivy, poison oak, and related species. Increased CO2 correlates to more concentrated urushiol and bigger leaves.

I don’t think I’ll ever, have enough of animal crossing.

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

Its an instruction

american southern magical realism

I broke my ankle just looking at this.