Thats What Makes Horseracing

book!grace and movie!rocky had to be separated because their freak levels are so ungodly high that being in a spaceship together for four years would cause the universe to collapse upon itself. like, movie!grace and book!rocky are freaks within their own rights but unfortunately it’s pretty hard to top (ha) a nerd who’s suspiciously into medplay and a nudist that eats in front of people

this is such a halfbaked thot bc my last full mash rewatch was a solid seven years ago but. the narrative vs reality. mash lasts 11 years. the korean war lasts 3. So we compress the two together and we get a hawkeye pierce who leaves a sprightly 30ish-year-old and returns to his father three years later, with graying hair, hunched over shoulders, and a weathered face and battered body that has seen a decade of war.

Once I find the time energy and braincells to elaborate on why mash is haunted it's over for yall

I still don't have the braincells because I'm saving those for grad school so I can write actual real essays but I'm going to. Elaborate. Finally.

Buffy fighting so hard to decide her own future and go to college instead of "only" being a slayer just to have an absolutely horrible time at college so far is going to make me insane

Buffy Summers, the living weapon, the child soldier, who was destined to die young as part of a chain of magically destined expendable teenage girls, who defied prophecy by coming back to life, who saw her friends get harmed and killed, who had to make a million impossibly difficult choices, now taking Intro to Psych....

I need her prof to hurry up with the Freud bullshit and start giving her the tools to understand trauma and do something about it