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i just updated my blog a bit and i want an intro. so here’s that

» i go by lixel or lix. i’m trying out aiden irl too so feel free to use that. i really don’t care. 18, my bday is valentine’s day. my fursona is a border collie/alien thing. aroace, agender, and they/xey pronouns

» my interests vary a lot and i will probably update this list frequently, but here’s my current obsessions: Tales from the Gas Station, Project Hail Mary, and Welcome to Night Vale

» i love music!!! im the drummer in The Woebegones but i also play guitar and bass. my favorite bands are Arctic Monkeys, Violent Femmes, Will Wood (and the Tapeworms), Dazey and the Scouts, Glass Animals, and Machine Girl

» ask me anything. i love talking about myself and my interests. i forgot to check my inbox for a really long time but i will be better i promise. you’re free to dm but i’m very awkward and nervous in text, i will probably ghost you or leave you on read for a few hours or days. if i do, text again every few hours and hope im in the right headspace lol

» i love y’all. mwah :3€

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Younger folk are getting really good at spotting AI slop, to the consternation of marketing execs.

Found on Mastodon.

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do you think grace ever told rocky about the queer rights movement or would that just like never come up

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velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

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sorry guys im bored as fuck

#ryland grace #jack townsend #jerry pascal #rosa vasquez

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dude they’re invading my head. adrian appeals me very much

rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

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My 300lb boiling hot alien best friend who insists on watching me sleep and it’s great actually

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Grace enjoying some Eridian textiles :3

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okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

lixel-5

yeah you’re right i should just *remembers that suicide jokes worsen the suicidal ideation* go to the meeting room. perhaps i had simply missed a memo.

lixel-5

i like this post even though i’m it really into tsp anymore because it’s lowkey smart as hell. like, following orders and not doing what you want to do is akin to killing yourself. you stop indulging in your own choices and inadvertently commit mental suicide, everything that makes you You is gone

but following orders and, like, getting a shitty job that makes you suicidal is sorta expected. “healing” is seen as “able to work.” you may be dead but your working soooo who cares!!!!!! sorta like the apartment ending if i remember correctly

the tone i wanted to get across also reflects this: it starts as a self deprecating laugh that suddenly dissolves into Nothing. the lights in the speaker’s eyes fade to black and they lose what little self they had in the first place

maybe i never left the tsp mindset, im thinking critically about a dumb joke and revealing anti-capitalist themes on something i never thought twice about. i’m literally coda and davey the beginners guide at the same time

lixel-5

i need you guys to know i was literally jacking off when i got a notification for the og post and Locked The Fuck In to write this

#tsp #tw nsfw #nsfw

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yeah you’re right i should just *remembers that suicide jokes worsen the suicidal ideation* go to the meeting room. perhaps i had simply missed a memo.

lixel-5

i like this post even though i’m it really into tsp anymore because it’s lowkey smart as hell. like, following orders and not doing what you want to do is akin to killing yourself. you stop indulging in your own choices and inadvertently commit mental suicide, everything that makes you You is gone

but following orders and, like, getting a shitty job that makes you suicidal is sorta expected. “healing” is seen as “able to work.” you may be dead but your working soooo who cares!!!!!! sorta like the apartment ending if i remember correctly

the tone i wanted to get across also reflects this: it starts as a self deprecating laugh that suddenly dissolves into Nothing. the lights in the speaker’s eyes fade to black and they lose what little self they had in the first place

maybe i never left the tsp mindset, im thinking critically about a dumb joke and revealing anti-capitalist themes on something i never thought twice about. i’m literally coda and davey the beginners guide at the same time

#tsp #tbg #the bark god 😭

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whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"

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I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.

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