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i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

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do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being meÂ
U ever jussâŚwanna hide ur face in someoneâs neck and âŚ. Sleep
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you havenât told them what is wrong, youâre not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you canât talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.

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Water springs out of the Mulberry tree at DinoĹĄa, Montenegro. For the last two decades, during the spring floods, the water has been running out of this old mulberry tree in a village of DinoĹĄa in Montenegro.
always reblog the Piss EntÂ
when someone forgets about the dnd session
me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism.Â
Kiss kiss fall in
Debt
I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School
literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

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Thereâs literally a tweet for everything.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever eaten shredded cheese straight from the bag at 1am while standing in front of your refrigerator?
Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini
Not a celebration, a warning
@ people writing job ads
Include the fucking salary range. âOh but we donât want to box people inâ shut up. You have a range youâd be willing to pay the position. State it in the fucking ad. I have financial commitments, so if I apply for your vague ass ad only to find out that it doesnât meet my minimum âI need a minimum of [this] amount of money in order to surviveâ criteria, then con-fucking-grats, youâve wasted both my time and your time
State the damn suburb itâs in. I donât have a car, so wherever I work needs to be accessible.by public transport. If you say âeastern suburbsâ then guess fucking what that doesnât help at ALL, because like a third of the eastern suburbs are accessible by PT but the rest are NOT, which means, again, that my applying for a job that turns out to be too far away from public transport has wasted both our time yet again.
I donât get why you guys are so secretive about this shit. Just put in the fucking pay range and the damn suburb.
Itâs not fucking hard, and it saves time on both our parts.
my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machampâs name âhomo matsuriâ
as in
âhomo festivalâ
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
âDigâ in Japanese was originally âAna wo horu,â which translates to âDig a hole,â with the direct objectâs being âAna,â âa holeâ and the verbâs being âhoru,â âdig.â
The common writing of âana,â â犴,â is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, âketsu.â
âHoru,â in addition to itâs more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning âto have anal sex (between two men).â
Your new Machamp is named âHomo Festival,â and itâs only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
basically you got an Ass Destroyer in wondertrade

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WorldRugby Haka time at the Womenâs Rugby World Cup 2017 semi-final
i like how they must have said to the white menbers at some point âyeah becky yall gon do this too get up we all have to learnâ
Actually most New Zealanders (white and non white) learn this as children at school and with their friends. Like Kiwi cultureâs really a mix of indigenous and non-indigenous elements so thereâs not that much cultural segregation as you would have in the states
Iâm white as a chicken and mayo sandwich and I learned two or three haka at school. If Iâd joined the kapa haka group it would have been more and certainly wouldnât have been the only white person doing so.
#also if I was the opposite team I would be âWELL WE ARE FUCKED :)â
That is 1000% the point of the Haka. Hereâs a really good explanation of it.
Iâve never seen women doing the Haka before and holy shit Iâm in love
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained âwhy canât I treat everyone the same?â âI donât want to be a Sie!â âbut being friendly is respectful!â âwouldnât using âduâ just show I like them?â until one guy conceded âI suppose maybe Iâd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he werenât such a cuntâ and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying âyou are all banned from using du until I can trust youâ
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
Australiaâs reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We donât even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using âsirâ and âmaâamâ were sassing me.Â
Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for âgo fuck yourselfâ and if you werenât using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone theyâd take it to mean you hated them.
100% true.
the difference between ââscuse meâ and âexcuse meâ is a fistfight
See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if youâve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.
By which I mean: if youâve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you canât then call a hated politician something thatâs (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then itâs acceptable to go big (âThe PMâs a total cockstain!â) at the outset.
Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckinâ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckinâ mad cunt means youâre literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.Â
case in point: the âHoward DJs like a mad cuntâ meme.
I recommend this bloody good article by Mark Di Stefano of Buzzfeed Australia about the origin of John Howardâs DJ skills: We Found The Guy Behind Australiaâs Greatest Ever Meme.
@armoured-escort
AUSTRAILIA WHY
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN
ALSO IâM SORRY IF I KEEP TAGGING YOU IN AUSTRAILIAN RELATED SHIT
BUT YOUâRE THE ONLY AUSTRAILIAN I KNOW
AND I MUST VERIFY
Itâs all true, believe me. I reckon it has something to do with being geographically isolated and having a massive convict background during colonisation. Then you have huge immigration influxes from all over the world, and the fact that we like to shorten names into things like âDazzaâ, âMaccasâ, and âShaz.â
Also, when they shout âFang It!â in Mad Max Fury Road, that is a thing that is regularly shouted in the suburbs.
I donât know why we evolved our language like this.