heaven knows i'm miserable now

what hasnt killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

There is nothing more blatantly evil than people who want to take away free school lunches. How do you even begin to justify that. Being against free school lunch programs is literally saying you don’t think actual children deserve to eat. Many kids in these programs rely on free lunches as they ONLY meal they get in a day. How the fuck do these people sleep at night. How can you live not giving a shit that children starve

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

Wanna know what really fucks me up??? Like. I remember being in school and learning about animals and where they come from and all that shit, or going to the zoo or something as a kid. And like. People are always so fucking blown away that lions Live On The Continent Of Africa. So fucked up about it. Like, imagine you just walked out of your fucking house one day and there was a lion there??? Absurd! How do the people in Africa do it! They must populate the place like squirrels! How is that possible! Like that was always the fucking group mentality when this was going on. People were so tripped out that some people live in Lion Territory, because lions are Fucking Scary. People would be like, ‘I’m so glad the only Lions around here are safe in the zoos’. But you know what??? You know what fucks me up??? Mountain Lions. That’s just….a whole ass fucking lion living freely in North America. Roaming the fucking lands. That’s a literal goddamn lion. We call them lions because they are fucking lions. But apparently because they aren’t Lions™ they’re supposed to be less scary to us??? You know what a fucking mountain lion is??? It’s a LITERAL FUCKING LION that has adapted to a DEBATEATLY MORE DANGEROUS TERRAIN. Like fucking Lions™ can hide around in tall grass and shit, sure, it’s terrifying, but mountain lions???? HIDING IN DARK FORRESTS AND HILLSIDES AND STEEP SLOPES AND UP HIGH IN THE TREES TO THE POINT YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THEM??? Fuck off!!!! Like Lions™ can be fucking killing machines but at least they’re fucking up front about it!!! A mountain lion is just gonna fucking mug you in a dark alley or some shit!!!! Why are people in North America just. Straight up IGNORING the fact we have Goddamn lions RIGHT HERE. WHY. WHY DO WE DO THAT. THEY’RE LIONS. WHA TTHE FUCK. 

96% of the people on this post missed my POINT which was not ‘I am afraid of mountain lions’ but was in fact ‘why do we instinctively sensationalize life in other countries and make them seem terrifying when we ourselves are completely numb and normalized to similar things in our own country that seem equally terrifying on paper’

I knew a girl from Australia who was like “oh yeah we have kangaroos everywhere” and was blown away by deer it was surreal

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

don’t allow ur insecurities to create ur reality. no one is “too good” for you. Nothing is “too far” and everything you imagined yourself doing as a child is within reach. that’s the secret difference between your adult self and your child self; your child self doesn’t allow insecurities to dictate their day. everything can happen for you if you work for it. anyone can be yours if you allow your true love to shine from your heart. The world is here for the experiencing.

happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession 

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

It’s so incredible the amount of influence that “you know I had to do it to em” guy had. Like everyone online thinks of it when they see someone standing with their hands clasped, there’s been literally countless parodies, and he’s just some kid who posted a silly comment on his pic with sock tan lines. Imagine you went back to medieval times and told them that a young man could just clasp his hands together and have literally millions across the globe recognizing him as a symbol within a month. They would think you were talking about God