27 year old coming of age story

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

*getting water all over the sink and bathroom counter* My work here is done

i only watch womens sports because i dont think men should be allowed to have fun

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

whenever i refresh the dash and there's no new posts i feel like one of those boomers sitting at a slot machine

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

My five year plan is to just see what happens

it renews every five years

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF