Wiryguy

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i don't understand the people who want to retcon the timeless child. you literally don't need to retcon it, because you can't retcon doctor who. it doesn't have an established canon, so all that retconning achieves is bringing more attention to the thing you hate. doctor who explicitly stated that the doctor is half-human, and everyone just ignores that, because it's stupid. it's still canon. it happened in the show. but no one ever picks up on it. it's the same with the master and the drums. it's canon. the master has heard drums in his head since he was a kid. but also that's monumentally stupid so it's never been mentioned since the doctor falls, and that was only to acknowledge it happened then ignore it forever. because it's so fucking stupid oh my god

The new Cwej novel, 'Lungbarrow by Loomlight'makes a pretty good fist of making the Timeless Child/Morbius Doctors csnon if you can get your head around its pretentiousness and copywrite law-dodging vocabulary.

He's really annoyed that someone burned the toast again.

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Me: "Stop showing off and get in the car."

The 51st State.

"Has anyone seen my lampshade?"

"Does my bum look big in this?"

If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise...

"Daddy said he would buy me a new nipple ring. I want this one."

When you try a new position that sounds like a good idea but doesn't really work out.

That moment when the back door goes from being locked to being wide open...

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Taking his boy back to his cave...

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This will be me at 'Hard On' club, London, tonight.