Pat Pat Pat :33

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

They should fix that bug where you are tired before you even do anything

WHAT IS THE POINT OF INVENTING FAKE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM TRAUMA?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

If your takeaway from this is to send death threats to my friend, and not "Oh that's an obvious joke" then I think you need to die. Some of you guys aren't old enough to be watching cartoons I swear to God.