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Not today Justin

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occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
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you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
My brother talks about my cat like an active crime outside our house.
"someone should really intervene and put a stop to this."
"the cat I mean."
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
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Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.
Reasons my human has cried:
* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.
* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.
* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.
* I told him Earthsun grew bright.
* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.
* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.
* Before class he heard younglings singing.
* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”
* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.
* He missed “Doritos.”
* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.
* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.
* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.
* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.
* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

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Me: Ya know what I'm gonna be productive for once and get the VHLLearning section of my final done today so I can focus on the actual test tomorrow.
Hackers: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
not every cookie has 6 arms like you
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
Reblog to steal ✨ back from ai slop
Jesters are cool and all.
But have we considered making more Scarecrow characters?

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Gachiakuta Pokémon AU (Part 1/?)
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
2016 dash here
2014 dash
2012 dash
2010 dash
BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!
Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you
Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.
Amazing how few of you there were in 2010 and 2012
You absolutely change my perspective of teachers. Now I am wondering if my teacher is like you out of school.
LMAO more teachers have active fandom lives than you guys probably can fathom. Especially millennial teachers like myself!
I can think of several teachers who's entire classroom was clearly themed off a specific fandom. Infact, even if it isn't a fandom most of my teachers classrooms had a theme around something. So this doesn't surprise me in the slightest lol
"who's your blorbo?" is singular? in this economy?? I don't know how y'all are doing it, but it costs me 6 blorbos minimum just to get through the fucking day. due to inflation. :(
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
This is still my favorite post on this whole site
I’m here for the fossilized tomato
Makin a sandwich fresh from the Dino Deli.

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DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
You can only reblog this 12 times a year
Make the most of that
Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.
I’m scheduling this for every month
IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH
THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF
*slams reblog button*
Welp it’s that day again
Do people just have this queued or something`??
Hey wait a minute
Woo! It’s the 15th again!
It’s time guys
Yippeee!!! It’s time!!! That’s how it works!
my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
Finally, the original has crossed my dash.
@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them
For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.