“It’s Dot Com!”

I definitely didn’t peak in high school and I would never say it was the best time of my life, but some part of me never left. Specifically the part that was weirdly good at bullshitting essays, because why am I constructing a feminist reading of the ballet Giselle while I’m at work.

The absolute funniest thing Veggietales ever did was writing a villain song about idolatry that was so catchy they had to include it in their song-along collection, but they changed the lyrics to be about how worshipping chocolate bunnies is bad actually.

I haven’t even played a Pokémon game since Sun and Moon, but goddamn do I love making Pokémon teams for characters.

Yes there are a million and one better things I could be doing with my time but what if I made Pokémon teams for every member of Dethklok.

How is it the creepiest fucking thing in the universe when a puppet has human hands except when it’s the Swedish Chef.

I just saw an interview where James Ortiz called Rocky “This genetic splice of a miserly old man, a very peppy labrador, and a deeply anxious 14 year old boy” and this just further cements in my mind that this man understands Rocky better than literally anyone else including the man who created him.

The eternal struggle between deciding if the demonically possessed claw machine and it’s cheap plush toy goat spokesperson/avatar are the same entity or two separate demons in toxic yuri with each other.

Once again I am hampered by my inability to Render Good.

Are Eridians digitigrade, plantigrade, or technically both?