For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

Pretty sure if you were allergic to an Epi Pen you’d have just died soon after being born, if not sooner. It’s just an adrenaline injector.

Girls will be girls.

This radiates such chaotic energies.

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

men will watch war movies. and for what? just say you wanna watch a gay romance and go

“brothers in arms” yeah, big strong arms that you wanna be held in

“saving private ryan.” why do you wanna save another man so bad?

Just want you guys to know the beloved Veggiefacts twitter stole this and reposted it. But you must always remember where it came from.

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch?

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

oh sorry didn’t hear you. yeah no we’re done

I’m a fish and he’s about to rip me out of the water

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

take a fucking microchip babes

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT