religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.