Live. Love. Laugh. (amirightladies)

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

damnnnnn 

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday

i want my house to be made of old soviet control boards

this post contains such high concentrations of joy that i one day hope to feel

both of these toilets are for liza minnelli and no one else