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going to spend some quiet time in the kiln

Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"

Happiness for Miette!

You DRUG Miette? You lace her lizard with the HALLUCINOGEN??

Are we at the burning man??

Tripping balls for Miette. Tripping balls for Miette for 36 hours.

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

Women are allowed have pubic hair. Do you know how fucking annoying it is to shave? Do you know how painful it can be to wax? Do you know how expensive it is to get laser hair removal? If you don’t like pubic hair that’s your opinion but never make a women feel pressured to remove her pubic hair so she’s ‘sexy’ to you. It’s natural get the fuck out of here.

And it itches like hell when it starts to grow back.

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

you could remove all of these stickers and simply leave the honda logo. i would have the same impression of the driver.

that's a fucking hyundai

In an effort to get rid of the impersonator bots staff is gonna autodelete every blog with staff in the url, but accidentally will delete their own blog. The url gets snapped up by a kinnie teenager and because of the website's coding, this gives them full admin control over the website

I don't see the romanticism of Christ. Dying is easy when you're god incarnate. Try living for our sins next time bitch boy.

"but his sacrifice!!!" What sacrifice. There's no stakes. There is nothing TO sacrifice when you're god. Join us down here in the mud of life or get over yourself.

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?