Burger King Chicken Fries

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

you can eat as much ice cream as you want because it is food

in some circles i am the one friend that's too woke and in other circles i'm the one friend that's not woke enough and that takes skill

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted