some kind of June

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

i want to be inside an egg. maybe one laid by a freakish bird...maybe something larger than that...it is my dream to have my cells all be encased together in a protective shell

unceremoniously cracking you open to eat??

that would be unfortunate, as cracking open an egg is often followed by cooking it. i want to be drawn onto a plate at a diner and served to some lady who orders simply, "the usual". but i want to be the shell. and when she cracks me open she finds a fully realized person inside. a girl for her to enjoy

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

pumping

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

im a white boy

*collars you* You’re my pet now 

this is Biden’s America

"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day