Head In The Clouds

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

*doing squats in the Goodwill dressing room to make sure I can climb a fence in these mustard corduroys if the need arises*

Distant cousin of knife-wielding tentacle box.

Pro black does not mean anti white.

“I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey

oh my god

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Another awesome fact about Eeyore: he is voiced by Optimus Prime.

it’s impossible to  objectively describe what soup is

what if cereal…. IS soup

soup contains water. there ain’t no water in fuckn cereal

yeah well my body is 60% water but u don’t see me chillin in a bowl with some carrots u feel

Pho is traditionally a breakfast food, I think. And some people drink broth in the morning instead of tea or coffee.

How about the popularity of a bowl of soup being served before actual lunch? Makes zero sense to me. I call soups ‘uppity vegetable tea’ in fits of hungry pique. 

I think that’s because liquid is very filling, so it’s good for tiding you over even when it’s not calorically dense.

I love these kinds of debates, they always lead to “if a man is a featherless biped, then a plucked chicken is a man” kinds of moments. Also, vsauce had an episode about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

I’m just reading through this and now I’m wondering if soup is even real or if it’s just been a figment of my imagination for my whole life.

soup is a social construct

@karmic-caramel

Soup Discourse

Remember who had you when you were at your lowest…

my own damn self