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everyone wants to performatively love birdgirls but nobody wants a tender & loving beakjob...i see how it is

NOT TENDER. PESIS LACERATED.

i see how it is...

As a Catholic, I'm just gonna be honest-- I'm sick of the LGBT community's constant discourses on sexual morality, kink, foreplay, what type of sexual deviance is morally acceptable, what type of overt sexual display is appropriate for public spaces. I was recently in wal-mart tire center.. can't think of a more mundane, inoffensive third space.... Wal-mart. Tire center. Well guess what? Yup,"Radioactive" on the PA. If you didn't already know, Dan Reynolds professes the heresy of Arius. I did NOT consent to listen to Heretic's music while waiting for my tire rotation, and I feel very hurt and moreover harmed by this. And you're all worried about... What? Running into a gimp at Pride? About going for a tinkle in the club and seeing some asscheek? Get a grip sweetie, and a life while you're at it. Some of us have real problems.

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

girl help they are making me do my job at work

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

whenever the ac is set to 69 i'm a little too hot but whenever the ac is set to 68 i'm a little too cold i'm just like goldilocks because i also want to be in a bed with three bears

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly