Speaking in flowers

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

you guys realize ‘reblog bait’ is a trigger tag for psychosis that can be set off by posts that say things like ‘reblog this or your dog dies’ ‘reblog this or you’ll never be happy again’ ‘reblog this to win a million dollars’ and not for posts like ‘hey rb this and put in the tags x thing’ right

also people with ocd! and probably a lot more tbh. it just hurts neurodivergent people for no reason

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

Happy Pride to page burners, the My Dream Was Dead In My Arms quoters, genderfluid beadmakers, king's fools, warriors who find "strange kinship" with big burly gay men, fashion forward Jamaillians, dudes whose babies look like their best friend, blue and silver earring wearers, The Witted, royal bastards of all sorts, The Ones Born To Fulfill the Prophecy, tall pale freaks who live to touch wood, fools and idiots, men named Tom who rock heavy w their chickens, the wolfpilled, color-changing tricksters with sick back pieces, axe-wielding poets, Very Fetching Women, and golden men who hold wolves on a chain connected to their heart. This one's for you guys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

She had him killed for this. Just FYI.

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

Which is cry while getting pounded into the mattress, yea. Obviously.

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You