Chronic Undersharer

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

told my parents i'm trans & they asked if i was AMAB or AFAB

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

fresno nightslurpler

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals