Absolute grand nerd fish

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them

what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???

YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke

I can’t find the longer version of this right now, but I’m vaguely considering making a blog for this and just… posting stupid “episodes” of their adventures

Clover is experiencing that tweet about having an older friend at work. “vampirism will have you 23 years old with a 71 year old best friend like damn where tf Bucky at today”

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

That's it. No more depending on other countries. The USA must become the Banana Republic (voice speaks fast in my earpiece) I have just now learned terrible things about Guatemala

"outsourcing all our banana factories" that's a funny way of saying colonizing and destroying most of central america

never ask chiquita what they did in all latin america bruh

#''that's a funny way of saying-'' yeah babe it's called a joke #it's a funny way of saying a thing

These are going to be in history books of the future.

I’m at the point in October Daye where Tybalt isn’t quite cemented as like. Firmly in the love interest category. So right now bro just appears, says some cryptic shit, is vaguely tender with Toby before remembering that shit I’m not supposed to do that, my bad, and peaces out for a few chapters before inevitably coming in clutch later when Toby once again puts herself in a position where she’s very close to not only kicking the bucket but punting it into a field goal.

Absolutely wild that Fujimoto said “In a world where the very concept of nuclear weapons has been erased from existence, America is so hellbent on warmongering that they will literally reinvent nuclear weapons from scratch just to kill more people, and then the American people will cheer for their use even as the bodies burn, causing the manifestation of War itself to fall in love with America” in his Shonen manga about a teen who transforms into a chainsaw-headed man in 2025