Suburban Necromancer

"I need my penis sword and my weed pen"

One guy tried to digitally flash the Gotei-13 by "accidentally" sending pictures of his genitals to the groupchat with every female member directly @'d, and then pretended to flail around in "OH NO! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED! OH NO! DON'T LOOK I'M SO EMBARRASSED!!" instead of deleting them.

Unfortunately for him, his antics drew the attention of "Single Father Whose Young Child Was Just Exposed To Unwanted Penis" and "Former Best and Most Expensive Whore In The Rukongai Who WILL Tell You About It At Length and girth" Zaraki Kenpachi, who had recently discovered how to use Admin Privileges.

Zaraki promptly locked all Minors out of the main chat, Locked The Offender in, gave everyone an "Opt-out-until-all-clear" link, declared it "Hornyposting Hours" until further notice, and kicked off the Sausage party with images of his own "Sword of Heaven".

As one might imagine, the offender did not compare favorably.

Zaraki then Very Benevolently offered the offender "Constructive Criticism" about the shape, size and twenty-two other characteristics of the offender's genitals, along with suggestions about Best Possible Use and Alternative Techniques to develop, "because you're going to need to".

Chat immediately descended into a Bacchanalia of Dicks, Tits, Ass, and even some exceptionally bold Pussy, cheerfully looking to shame the offender and perhaps catch the attention of The Sword Of Heaven's Wielder. DMs were exchanged, Exceptionally Nuanced discussion of sexuality and consent was had, terrible jokes were jokes made, Memes were created (including the "GOT ANOTHER ONE LADS" Bisexual Zaraki flag), and a Jolly Good Time was had by all (save one) until about 9PM when Zaraki declared that it was a school night and he had to go to bed, go bother the Ninth if you want a hornychat.

Clout with whom????????? 😭😭😂😂

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

Bonus!!

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

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i go to a local pride center with some small hangout groups and I noticed recently that there aren't a whole lot of transfems there. there ARE transfems and trans women, but compared to the trans mascs and men as well as nonbinary people there aren't all that many of them. I asked one of my friends, who is a trans woman who always comes to the center itself to hang out but not to the groups as much as she used to, why she thought that was. and she told me it was because she feels a bit like the group at large wouldn't get it if she talked about transfem-specific things because they're mostly not transfem. so I started asking my other transfem friends, only three of whom actually go to the groups, and that seemed to be the general consensus. I also heard from a lot of them that they would invite a transfem friend who would come with them, go to the group, and then not come back because they felt a little lonely without more other transfems. it wasn't that they were actively discouraged by anyone from participating or from sharing their experiences, or even just that they felt they wouldn't be understood--a lot of it was simply "I don't see that many people like me in a space where I thought there would be."

so one of my friends and I got together with one of the coordinators at the center, and we decided to set up a Transfem Appreciation Night. we asked all our friends to invite any of their transfem friends as well to share and hang out with others.

and it went great! we set up two specific groups: one was Transfem Support, transfems only (including nonbinary, bigender, agabless transfems as well as trans women) and the other was for everyone, with the focus on transfems (people would share their transfem experiences and would then be asked if they were open to questions or comments. some people vented, some shared transitioning stories, some simply talked about their daily lives or their dogs). we had these cute cupcakes with the transfem flag on them and lots of tea, and I heard a lot of really cool speeches from transfems. as the night ended, we had people going around with a survey, asking all the people who came if they felt that this was a safe space for transfems, how the event made them feel, and if they thought they would be coming back in the future.

and it did exactly what we hoped. we got a lot of responses saying that they'd come once, felt lonely, and left, but that the event had changed their minds and they wanted to give it another go. we had all kinds of transfems sharing their experiences with people listening attentively and respectfully. we also got a bunch of suggestions for how to improve the groups, like adding Intersex Transfem, Black Transfem, and Indigenous Transfem support groups. the event was a few weeks ago, and since then, every time I go to group at least half the group is transfems. and the transfems who come to group talk and actively participate in the discussion and laugh and have fun and get to share in the community that is for them.