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little miss expressionless would like to look at you. no, um, she doesn't want anything from you. no, sorry, she's not actually looking at you for any particular reason. no, you don't need to get that for her. in fact, she'd rather prefer if you didn't get so. this. about it. she just wants to look at you. you're nice to look at.

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

true scotsman has never been tried

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

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don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

cats are mostly on patrol but you can still talk to them