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I'm The Dracula of Weed..

actually i'm not even really obsessed with being poisoned and antidotes anymore if i'm being real..

ignore this. i wasn't in the right state of mind when i said it

Boston Logan airport named after Logan the devil, whos dream was to build an airport so arduous satan himself would be jealous. Heartwarmingly, the city of Boston saw this bad Samaritan’s dream to fruition

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

girl your “hero of justice” just went kehehe after landing a blow on me. there is no way that bandage covering her eye is still necessary I did NOT wound her severely enough for her to still need to be wearing that.

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

i feel like eating gnomes is vegan