magic is real and so is my frog

sometimes, a family is a prince, a princess, 2 butlers, a handmaiden, and a jester who exclusively does stand up

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

i've watched so much dimension 20 i recognize brennan lee mulligans speech patterns and predict what he's going to say next i've turned myself into one of those idiot scriptwriting bots