we fell into it hard and fast in 2009

Public Relationship Phil is a whole menace. you can just tell he's been saving up the boyfriendisms since 2009.

phan AU concept where Dan is a small gaming streamer who constantly rages during his gaming sessions, and who everyone in his fanbase knows has a thing for that AmazingPhil guy, meanwhile Phil watches his streams every day and constantly ragebaits him in chat under a pseudonym

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

can we stop pretending that anyone assigned female at birth has some mystical connection to womanhood or lesbianism. it’s such a conservative outlook on identity i can’t believe we have to even pretend to entertain it.

father philip’s gonna pull up two random audience members to get married every night. “but what about your wife can we marry your beautiful wife where is she” someone asks, each night. he pulls out his gun and he shoots that person

writing is easy! first you must explain something you do not understand, you must express the turmoil within a person using dots and lines, you must craft a living world using hands that were never made to. and then you die