we fell into it hard and fast in 2009

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

my dinner-centric world view

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

I miss nadja of antipaxos. you used to be able to turn the tv on once a week and see an insane greek woman ripping people apart and killing and biting and screaming

theyre keeping mitch mcconnell on life support en route to orlando so he can be declared legally dead at disney world

100% the female artist who hit on phil was charli xcx. go back and watch that interview they did with her. she wanted him BAD.

when she deadass looks phil in the eyes and says "[if a comet was coming toward earth] i would kiss someone next to me." and then phil RAISES HIS HAND???

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

they sentenced me to one thousand lines phannie cocaine. i could fight a leopard