Basically an Aabria Fanblog tbh

dumb headcanon i think is funny: the hangman has a driver's license. this happened bc at some point shortly after prompocalypse fabian got pulled over by sklonda for driving without a license while ALSO being completely unable to see out of his right eye. in an attempt to get out of trouble he claimed that the hangman was the one actually navigating. cue sklonda dragging him to the dmv on her day off and convincing one of the driving instructors to put the motorcycle through a road test. the hangman passed and now fabian is forever sentenced to having to explain that yes, his bike has a license. yes, his bike is sapient. it's actually a hellhound transformed into a motorcycle. no, he doesn't know how or why that's legal either. and no, he doesn't have a license himself and DEFINITELY can not operate any motor vehicle besides the hangman.

I like how the point of the post is flying over peoples heads despite being excessively simple.

“we want complex female characters” you guys can’t even handle tracker o’shaughnessey.