fish freak central

(incensed beyond all human recognition) I hope your crush starts dating a soundcloud rapper and dies and leaves behind a baby you'll fume about for the rest of your life

(getting madder) I hope the baby only survives because of your direct actions and you have to live with how her wishes could never have aligned with yours for as long as you live

(calming back down) hope on your way home you crash your car into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

(vagueposting like my life depended on it) people love to log on here and deliver the same platitudes every single person will tell you offline and act like its some revolutionary insight

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Yeowch!

Still preddy hot