they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that