Everything You Ever Dreamed Of And More

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus

a dog named Life.

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

Most of us are not going to make it if the world really ends, so the only thing stockpiling accomplishes is making nice little quest rewards for future post-apocalyptic adventurers.

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

That shit is forever nasty lol

How

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.

W i l d. and he deadass.

Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.

Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.

I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed

i am genuinely having an out of body experience

aaaaaaaa AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

nah bro. u good bro

love u bro u complete my world,

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.