The Parallel System

reposting this so staff will have a harder time trying to make everyone forget it <3

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

This satire article resonated with me so much

That other Wolfwood is about to miss out

I've been thinking a lot about what kind of person Legato would have become if he had been saved by someone like Vash

More Zim rot

Oh good I'm not the only one who noticed I thought I was going insane. 90% of the stuff that people seem to want to automate with LLMs to 'revolutionise [X] industry' was already being automated much better with bots, which is depressing because before this wave of LLMs we were all complaining about how shitty all the bots make everything when they're used to do things that shouldn't be automated, but now even a misimplemented non-AI bot is a comparative relief.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

I’ve had enough