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My gender is a twisted thing Of hunchbacked snaggleteeth Of circuits sparking, bronze and steam, Of something dark beneath My gender lurks behind closed doors It swims among the reeds It follows through with every swing It longs for foul deeds Through cursed page and leaden tongue Through powdered sweets and snows My gender waltzes everywhere And burbles as it goes My gender is a static thing (The television kind) My gender reads philosophy But can't make up its mind My gender is of gears and chains Of words and bones and dreams My gender is most everything Except for what it seems

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Character whose tragic backstory includes losing their father at an early age during a game of peek-a-boo

One moment he was there... Then suddenly he was gone...

fwiw the high levels of correlation between skin cancer, sleep apnea, and failure to reappear strongly suggest some sort of mechanism involving catastrophic structural failure in the face of transitioning suddenly from existing in isolation to the mortifying ideal of being seen aggravated by the buildup of fatigue toxins; one can dramatically improve one's ability to reliably survive peek-a-boo by getting plenty of rest, probably fluids, and building exposure slowly through partial peek-a-boo, a practice of social courage, and as necessary a small mirror built into the edge of one's glasses. Stay safe out there.

rb with your classpect

@some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat the Clockanium

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

naming my firstborn "Cambrian" because I died in an explosion while my husband was in labor

"how are you naming your child after your own death" I got better next question

naming my secondborn "Ediacara" to confuse and frustrate those with knowledge and information

you’ll never believe what I am choosing to start reading now, for the first time ever, in the year of 2K25

I actually started playing Earthbound sometime last year and so far it’s been a very similar experience, in that I’ve made fun of people comparing every single RPG ever made to Earthbound for almost ten years, but then actually playing it was just a constant stream of “oh my god, I’ve played SO MANY GAMES in my life that are all just directly lifting THIS EXACT BIT”

been trying to work out whether the time travel bullshit elements of Homestuck are Closed Loop (events are recursive, you can’t “change” the future because everything that would affect the past or future has already happened) or Open Loop (events branch into timelines, and actions taken can create entirely new timelines over old ones) and every page I read is introducing the slowly more horrifying idea that it might somehow be both of them at once

this series presents an incredibly intriguing form of the “how does christmas as a holiday exist in fictional works where Jesus Christ obviously wouldn’t exist” thought experiment by portraying a world in which all of the practices and paraphernalia of Juggalos exist but the Insane Clown Posse just doesn’t

the very first piece of info about Vriska we learn being that she has like twelve different character sheets and endless pages of campaign ideas for different TTRPGs that no one she knows wants to run with her is a stroke of genius; it’s a look into her psyche that explains literally everything else she does from that point on

why did not one of you motherfuckers tell me that Megalovania was originally written in the Mega Man X soundfont. every song on planet earth should be written in the Mega Man X soundfont

something I really appreciate about the trolls is how deeply rooted they each are in being different archetypes of Forum People, like I know for a fact the author KNEW and HATED some of these motherfuckers in real life. no other comic is out here asking questions like “what if that one furry RP blogger who absolutely positively will not stop posting in character no matter the context AND that racist weirdo who gets into thread-clogging arguments all the time because he types every argument like a Final Fantasy villain were bestieeeeeeeees <3”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a story that’s been so deeply adverse to killing off any character or having any sort of real consequences for death whatsoever as this one. From the jump the VERY first time they kill John off they are already establishing how to bring him back to life on the VERY next page, and now every new character that rolls up is a “derse self god tier dream bubble ghost” like we are rapidly approaching Sun Wukong levels of nine times over plus one immortality

I think people tagging my personal posts like they're from that game that isn't about a witch in the alps would fix me for at least three days

autistic monk finds god trapped in a tortoise gotta be my new fav genre of book, i think

mining a vein of lunch ore

crafting nine lunch ingots into a block of lunch