Cabbage Loaf

oh thank goddess

beautiful woman told me she wants to tie me up and keep me as a living art piece the sun is shining the birds are singing everything is literally awesomes

living the dream holey

why does he look like that

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable