Cabbage Loaf

transfems complimenting each other’s look: you’re teeth are looking very sharp today. it’s very cute of you.

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

Sometimes girls will unlock a special level of cuteness aggression where I want to cuddle and care for her and she makes me so hungry at the same time

That giggle is *everything*. That joy.

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

"Get us tae fuck"

thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?