the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny

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the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny

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why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence
"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory
"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"
#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed
the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough
āThe Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.ā
Nah letās post it. Letās feel it. Donāt look away.
I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.
Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.
Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.
Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.
They were CHILDREN.
They were murdered in cold blood.
Iād like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldnāt have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how āgreatā they were.
Hereās another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didnāt get a picture
People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.
Reblog this or just stop following me
I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.
I went to a āCancel Canada Dayā event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.
This is my countryās legacy - and itās not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.
They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my countryās attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for godās sake.
here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was
this is the memorial at the vancouver art gallery. 215+ pairs of childrenās shoes (as well as stuffed toys and flowers) cover the stepsā¦

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in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him
t-shirt with the words āhigh-functioning corpseā printed on it
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER
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favorite word?
Ephemeral- lasting for a very short time (the original Greek meaning refers specifically to a sickness that lasts only one day)
"bring to me your goodest boys," they said. and the boys were brought, and sunshine and sweetness spread throughout the land.
"no wait," they said, "now it's too good. we need some balance here. you got any spare weird little freaks hanging around?"
(this is how it happens in my heart)

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy father's day book 7 made me cry
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
Since Fairy Gala is rerunning, have an old fic about it (or the aftermath of it) Malleus is experiencing feelings and doesnāt realize it lol
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Malleus isnāt sure if the prefect is coming tonight. Well actually the prefect has to come because their meeting spot is Ramshackle Dorm, their home. So he supposes heās unsure if the prefect will chat with him tonight.
After all, Malleus knows that they may be exhausted after attending the Fairy Gala and helping steal back the schoolās mage stone. He wants to be upset at Crowley for forcing them to do such a dangerous task, but for once Yuu had eagerly agreed to help the headmaster despite the danger of just being a human amongst the fae.
Malleus had told the prefect that not all fae were as civilized as him, and they had simply nodded and said āI know.ā He wasnāt sure what to make of that or the prefect in general really.
Yuu had not been afraid of him for even a second. They had been confused certainly as to why there was a man hanging out outside their dorm, but they very quickly insisted he come around more often. An invitation. Malleus found it incredibly amusing that after years of longing for companionship he found it in a magicless human whose mere existence in this world was a fluke.
āOr perhaps it was fateā¦.āhe mused to himself before peeking up when he heard footsteps. He disappeared into the shadows and waited for the prefect to arrive.
However, when Yuu finally emerged from the forest, he did not appear before them.
The prefect lookedā¦. beautiful. They had changed into a white robe with silver ivy detailing. And while Professor Crewelās work was glorious on them, it was not what stunned Malleus into not moving.
Yuu was literally and figuratively glowing. Traces of the golden pixie dust that they had used to blend in with the fae remained and gave them a golden shimmer. But what truly glowed was the look in their eyes. The happiness of a job well done Malleus presumed. After all, Yuu had, (along with the others), pulled off the heist to steal back the mage stone perfectly.
āTsunotaro? Are you here?āthey called out into the shadows, snapping Malleus out of his brief trance.
He teleported in front of the prefect,āI am here Stormcrow.ā The dragon fae didnāt manage to get out any more than that before Yuu started rambling about how cool the gala was.
And more specifically, how much fun all the fae were.
āI mean I know they thought I was also a fairy, but they were all so nice and they were so willing to tell me all about their talents! It was so awesome.ā
Malleus smiled as his stomach twisted. Which then confused him as he rarely got sick.
āI wish you would have come though. It would have been even more fun.ā
His stomach twisted again. Seriously what the hell was going on? He needed to talk to Lilia immediately.
āWell I am glad you enjoyed yourself nonetheless. Iām sure youāre tired after such an impressive heist, so I will allow you to rest.āMalleus quickly said before teleporting back to Diasomnia.
Lilia only laughed at him when he explained what had happened and said what he was experiencing was perfectly normal which only confused Malleus even more.
I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

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Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
this is one of the funniest jokes in the entire series and it happens like two minutes into the first episode