If Its Not A Car, Its A Cliff

love finding smaller channels and immediately clocking who inspired them the most

love finding smaller channels and immediately clocking who inspired them the most

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

oh its bad back there.

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer