Lexi

People going to Horny International Penitentiary (Horny Jail)

People who liked the bitching fic (Ponyboy)

People whose favorite fic is F1 Jannik

Anyone who wants Carlussy and Dr Sinner

Cpreg enthusiasts

Anyone who has said anything about Jannik having a good mouth or hands (Jannik eatner)

People who want to see Carlos in thigh highs

If you imagined your fav doing anything remotely sexual today

If you opened AO3 (we know why you’re there)

shy blushing carlitos plus the today's pics of jannik being enormous equal carlos hiding his hot blotchy teary face in jannik's broad shoulder while those muscled arms move him up and down his dick, a bruising grip on carlos' hips and ass, his thighs burning and shaking from exhaustion but jannik the bastard won't flip them to fully take over until carlos shyly pleads him to between trembling breaths and whimpers

I like your math

And even though Carlos isn’t small, by any means, it still feels like Jannik covers him by the time Jannik grants him some mercy and guides Carlos to his back.

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