fulltime dogmom

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit