Certainly a Changeling

cecil gershwin palmer is the most character ever

how old is he? no fucking clue. what does he look like? he doesnt know. he fucks every scientist he comes across. nobody knows what he’s capable of. his mom told him he was going to die and then immediately dipped for the rest of his life. his dad is a tree probably. his sister is completely normal. he regularly gets displaced into random realities and just rolls with it. he might be immortal. the god of his reality likes him the best. he’s afraid of mirrors. he’s gay. he’s even jewish.

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well? 

i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it

#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt

tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots

THAT CHATLOG THO

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

#i’m just trying to get through this

The screens show you prophecies

Original artist: JR Eisma

male directors are like “i know just the actor for this role, my fave male bestie who i’ve cast thirteen other times” like im going to assume you’re gay as hell 

i want the simple things out of life: undying love, devotion, and obsession.