He couldn't believe it. His first day in the Parish and here he was stripped naked and embarrassed while his Superiors decided his fate!!
He had decided to go out and meet his parishioners on the street. Talk about the Word and see if he could get any new donations for the Church.
Unfortunately he had run into a group of college kids who had somehow talked him right out of his frock!?! Something about charity, donating clothes, and the good of the community. Feeding the hungry, clothing the naked. That sort of thing.
But the next thing he knew he was completely naked out on the street! His rosary and bits dangling in the wind! For all the world to see!
And the worst part was the gathered crowd that had followed his delicious blushing body back to the Church had caught the attention of his Superiors. They sat him down still naked and told him to wait outside their Office while they discussed this turn of events.
Soon, "The Naked Pastor" was known all over the city and the poor guy had to give a sermon every Sunday in the buff!
But attendance was higher than ever and he certainly got the donations for the Church!
















