plants that grow in concrete

bedrooms are like. ok this is where i will travel the universe every night and cry and laugh and live my most authentic life which no one else sees

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

Walk Like No One Is Driving

Hearing your online friends' music taste and feeling like a total normie in comparison and then hearing your co-workers' music taste and feeling like a throat-singing/death-metal/electropolka fusion enthusiast in comparison.

[image description: screenshot of a twitter thread. original tweet from Boring_Business reads "The CEO of Microsoft AI is literally telling you that most accountants, lawyers and consultants will be automated within the span of 2 years" This tweet is quote tweeted by Everything Price Sufferer, who says "The CEO of Pepsi is telling you that no one will drink anything but Pepsi in 12-18 months. It's over." "And for the skeptics who say they don't like Pepsi: you only know the Pepsi that's available everywhere. You haven't seen the secret Pepsi, but I have, and you need to throw out every beverage you own. No I will not elaborate further." /end id]