this straw? oh, she’s my last

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

You can lie when you name things

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!