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hello gay people . please read my jonmartin fic where they are classics majors (i promise i have more than two chapters this time)

missing alex wennberg rn

i just wrote like three paragraphs about alex wennberg and then deleted them bc surely we all know. surely we all know about felicia and her many years of going to swedish pride and her oxford degree. we all know about lexie the dachshund. hes got the whole world in his hands......missing him like a mf but hope hes having a great summer.........

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Also, please keep in mind, this is 100%, without a doubt, wholly unconsitituonal. They will try to enforce it regardless, but that does not make it legal. Do not treat this as law because it is not.

sometimes I hear people talk about the supposedly universal reality that everyone on social media is using it to showcase their best moments and engage in wealth signaling and competitive purchasing, and I have to be like oh, you’re on a different side of the internet than I am, on my side everyone is crowdfunding for survival, posting about disability flare ups, processing scary interactions with cops/psychiatrists/bosses and eroticizing suicidal ideation

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

International attention on this incident is an effective pressure mechanism because, among other things, the ridiculously unethical research was published in English-language scientific journals.

listen im not currently active in classics scholarship apart from my thursday thesis notes rewrite and whatever books i happen to be reading at a given time but i just learned about the scaife viewer that my beloved perseus dot tufts dot edu has adopted and i HATE it please go back to my beautiful progress bar navigation style this makes me feel like im lost in the void :(

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

It's Michigan vs the world and by God, Michigan is not winning right now

Hi! Michigander here. What?

God Abandoned the good people of the Wolverine State in the mid 60s and isn't coming back

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

So can we be so fucking serious about the literacy crisis yet or are y’all still pretending that it’s just exaggeration that there’s a massive systemic issue where parents and educators have catastrophically failed a generation by passing them through school when they literally can’t do basic reading and math.

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.