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hello gay people . please read my jonmartin fic where they are classics majors (i promise i have more than two chapters this time)

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

i love to play around with the idea that trevor thinks they're normal bffs and jamie knows that they're one lapsed judgement away from real gay shit

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

why would you put that on your story.. didn’t even like the post (which was general bffs day nhl post) he said.. it’s about me and jamie.. don’t fucking forget that.. we’re fucking besties.. he’s my guy.. just because i’m not insane 21 years old in socal anymore doesn’t change that.. fuck this chungus life or rather.. love this chungus life???

in times of uncertainty it is important to remember that trevor and jamie are sweetieful and wonderful and. they love each other

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee