Pan Lokean

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

I'm nonbinary (demigirl if we're getting precise, which we are) and I am starting to go by they/them and the name Sasha. I'm worried about my parents' reaction. I know they won't throw me out or anything like that, but I'm pretty sure they won't understand right away. Which I understand, of course, they thought they had a daughter for about nineteen years, but still. Also I'm worried that it's actually just a phase? Which is pretty stupid but I worry about lots of things. Anyway, feel free not to answer this ask if you don't want to—I'm just scared and worried about everything ever.

Have a nice day. Happy birthday to Penny the deal warlock! I always enjoy seeing her adventures on my dash.

Bye,

Sasha

Hey like if it is just a phase so what? You're allowed to have phases, you're ALLOWED to change your mind about things and that never makes any thing you feel in the moment ANY less real. We're literally all changing every moment from day to day and I've never understood people using "it's just a phase" to make someone less important. Like so is childhood? So is menstruation? So is every other aspect of the human life cycle? It's okay if something doesn't stick that's the beauty of being human - you're allowed to test things out!

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

This needs to be the loudest, most unapologetic, in your face, obnoxious Pride Month in history. Show these motherfuckers we are here, we’re fucking queer and we aren’t going anywhere.