ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

Reader is always visible in the videos, she's far too pretty to hide (Schlatt likes showing off his gorgeous catch a little)!! Soft soft soft skin and is a naturally radiant-looking human being, quite literally always glowing and sweet sounding. It's abundantly clear she's very well taken care of and spoiled by her man (healthy hair, glowing skin, nails almost always done, etc). 

Schlatt’s face is never visible in any of the videos, but the slight moans and grunts that accidentally slip out sound halfway similar to him so fans speculate all the time.

There are only three untitled videos on the account. 

The first video is a pov of reader in doggy, her back arched all pretty for Schlatt to slam his fat cock inside over and over. It looks like it’s filmed with a nice quality camera, soft morning light streaming through unseen curtains somewhere in what looks to be a bedroom. The video itself isn’t more than a handful of minutes long, it’s fitting for a first post on a freshly made porn account. Reader is moaning nicely and pitifully grasping the sheets under her, the profile of her pretty face visible but smushed in the mattress and her body on full display. Her hypnotizing ass bouncing against Schlatt's pelvis with each of his hard thrusts. At some point, Schlatt reaches down with his free hand and grabs a fistful of her locks to pull her up so he can bully himself into her cute pussy more aggressively before the video cuts. 

The video garnered a few thousand views from the usual pornhub traffic. Nothing too crazy, just catching the eyes of people who were far too deep in the recesses of the hub. There's only a few comments talking about how pretty reader is and that's about it. 

The second video is reader riding him in the back seat of one of his nice cars. It’s clearly night time, the windows are already fogged up. The nice camera seems to be set on the center console, giving a great view of reader’s backside as she pitifully bounces in Schlatt’s lap. The frame cuts off both Schlatt and reader’s upper bodies, only showing Schlatt’s big thighs spread and reader’s nice ass sat on top. Both of them are still halfway dressed, probably too eager to wait until they get home after a nice date or special occasion. Schlatt’s slacks are unzipped and pulled down enough to free himself and reader’s dress is hiked up to rest at her hips. It’s a bit longer than the first video, but still brief enough to let viewers thirst for more. His big hands dip into frame briefly to grip her hips and caress the expanse of her back as his cock slides in and out of her. Reader’s whimpers are a bit more hushed and she speaks indistinctly to Schlatt but none of it is picked up or seen by the camera, only the soft whisper of her voice in the background as the sound of skin meeting skin fills the car the more she bounces. Schlatt stays quiet for the most part but a few low grunts and groans are pulled out of him when reader rides him in just the way that he enjoys, just enough to be picked up if the video is at full volume. His hips roll unconsciously up into reader to meet her bounces, which quickly turns into him thrusting himself roughly inside her (earning a pornographically loud moan out of reader). He almost uses her as a toy, his arms wrapped snugly around her waist to keep her still as she takes every stroke like she can’t get enough. Schlatt deeply thrusts upwards one final time and cums deep inside, letting out a soft and shaky groan that gets cut off as the video ends. 

Schlatt rewatches every tape they make, he knows his noises are audible. He uploads it anyway because it would be a suchhhh a waste if people couldn't see how beautiful his girl is. This is where the serious fan speculation starts.

That video amasses way more views, and eventually gets spotted by some straggler fans who are convinced it could be Schlatt judging by the miniscule amount of groans and heavy breathing. The remaining fans are torn between the man being Schlatt or not, but enough time passes that it’s collectively brushed under the rug. Schlatt posting his homemade sex tapes sounds too far out of his character anyway, especially considering that he hadn’t uploaded a video or streamed in years. 

Over time, the theories start piling up and whatever is left of his fanbase unanimously agrees that it must be him. It's not necessarily common knowledge on the internet, but he'll never come out of retirement to disprove or acknowledge the speculation.

Schlatt uploads one last video to the porn account after letting the conversation and debates simmer. It's an entirely normal and full length Jschlatt video (probably a tiktok reaction let's be real), just like his prior days on youtube. It's confusing and odd content for the unbranded pornhub profile, but little do people know it’s an unassuming trap.

At the very end there's a hard cut to Schlatt and reader having sex on their couch. It looks hastily filmed on a phone or old handycam propped up on a nearby coffee table. The view makes it look far more intimate than all the other videos, almost like the viewer is intruding on a private moment. It looks to be around dusk, the apartment dim as if the sun had just settled under the horizon. Clearly the video must have been taken spontaneously, possibly after tiredly coming home from a Japan trip. The quality is horrible but not because of pornhub settings, it's whatever camera he's using to make it look shitty and grainy.

Reader's face can't be seen entirely with the camera angle, only part of Schlatt's. It’s mostly the top of his head and his side profile as he looks down at reader squirming under him. Schlatt is on top of her, leaning down and genuinely giving his precious girl some love. Reverent kisses, slow rolling hips, soft gasps and grunts, a steady pace, and even steadier arms that cage around her. It looks deliberate, like he’s holding himself up over her on his forearms so the camera can see where their bodies meet together deliciously at the far end of the frame. Like he wants for her gorgeous body to be on display for all to see. Reader is wearing a cute little sundress that's bunched up at her waist, tits perfectly cupped by the fabric. She’s whimpering and keening into his kisses, clawing at his arms and broad shoulders. Her plush thighs are parted wide, one hooked over his hip and the other hanging limply on the other side so the camera can get a good look at her. 

Schlatt is wearing one of his normal flattering black tees that he wears all the goddamn time, joggers pulled down enough to hang nicely off his hips and expose himself. He pulls his shirt up once deliberately so the camera can see how she’s fucking soaked and how her greedy pussy takes every stroke of his fat dick so fucking well. It shows a little bit of his tasteful belly and happy trail too. 

At the end of the short clip, he leans down to kiss reader more possessively. It’s all hunger and want, his hand propped up on the couch cushion behind her, his fingers in her hair. When he pulls away from her, he dazedly looks up at the camera for a millisecond or two like he's suddenly remembering that he's recording. His eyes are dark and half lidded, almost like he’s still lost in the pleasure of her. His hand then reaches up to grab the camcorder off the table or whatever haphazard way he set it up beforehand. He grabs it in such a way that he has time to flash a lazy smile, giving one last shot of his face practically smirking before the video ends abruptly. 

It wasn't nearly as much of a viral moment as anything he made in his prime on youtube and twitch. It still amassed more views in the few hours that it was up than usual before he nuked the entire pornhub account. He privated all of his social media, just leaving up his youtube channels that were long dead anyway. It was just enough jestery to give a playful “fuck you” to his small remaining fanbase and to signify that it would be his final send off the internet for good.

He had the house in upstate New York, the most wonderful girl in the world, and all the money he needed. 

Not famous enough to be pointed out in public anymore. He had no fear in taking his girlfriend (soon to be wife), the angel who practically floated into his lap from day one and claimed him heart and soul, out on dates and trips. Schlatt got to live his life, like leaving the internet persona behind was the last puzzle piece he needed to fully click into place for his soul to truly rest easy.

Plus the ridiculous amount of money the porn account made when it was up.

As time passed, he would definitely make another pornhub account (with a username that's probably painfully dubbed "BigGuy4" or something similar to the original porn account that he initially nuked). 

He could live with posting videos of him fucking his beautiful ringed up wife occasionally to make a hefty amount of extra money, living their happy life together without anyone really knowing who he was or who he used to be. 

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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