#cdawgva

Connor: Let's be friends, come!

Ironmouse: Yes, let's be friends! [The monkeys come right up to her screen, and she gasps] Awww, oh my god! They're so cute! 🥹💕

*Jaune sitting at a podcast table with Ren, Nora, and Oscar*

Jaune: Satisfactory's fucked...

Nora: The fuck is that?

Jaune: Oh my god...

Oscar: *Chuckles* Don't get him started

Jaune: It's a game where you build factories and optimize them

Nora: Why would you play that?

Oscar: Hahaha!

Jaune: Because it's fucking fun, Nora! I put like 50 hours into that goddamn factory building game!

Nora: *Smug* And look what it got you

Jaune: Happiness.

Nora: Okay

Jaune: Optimization.

Nora: Sure

Jaune: You have to manage the flow of the efficiency of the machines, and you have to mine ore to turn it into bars, you have to then make sure that the machines are working at 100% efficiency-

Nora: What if they're not? Like, what do you do then?

Jaune: You have to use math to figure it out!

Nora: 🤢 math...? Da fuck?

Jaune: You have to mine 200 ore a minute, and maybe your machines, they take 30 minutes to smelt, so you need to split the 200 ores per minute into multiple ore machines.

Oscar: Jaune, you have negative rizz right now

Nora & Ren: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jaune: BUT THEN... Once you've made them into bars, you then have to- ugh! If you want to make something, you have to split them! It's horrible... Do you know what a manifold is?

Nora: *Sighs* ... No, Jaune.

Jaune: Okay, it's a system in which you can use conveyor belts to maximally load a machine.

Nora: ... Yea-

Jaune: So let me show you the manifold!