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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

Joy and whimsy detected! Grandmas are joyful and whimsical!

i think i might be overdoing the knitting slightly, i’m starting to feel carbonated when i have to stop for the night

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

going into work on your period should earn you time and a half

UPDATE: I happened to have all the ingredients for the spinach muffins on this list and made them today, and folks, they're GOOD. They have a very nice mild flavor and don't actually taste like spinach at all

ooh I've been looking for lentil recipes

blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

some of you guys need to get more aro about how you perceive romantic relationships. theyre literally just another type of friendship