Fueled by hope and spite

Let’s fucking go

no one in the comments has listened

i think if you folded a pizza in half it wouldn’t be very easy to eat and i would not eat it anyway actually because i am lactose intolerant. but if i did eat it i would unfold it first because the folded pizza would be too tall to fit in my mouth unless i squished. also if i shoot a bullet from the moon and it kills someone in texas do the texas police have jurisdiction or do the moon police?

Man in quotation marks is a whole 'nother level of shit

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

oh leonid, we're really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again

Ok, but Solo and Chewbacca aren’t the local weed guys, they’re pre-nascar nascar drivers. Back when you ran from the police instead of round and round a track. That whole parsecs thing is space nascar.

the funniest joke in this post has become the long line of people dunking on me for not knowing how NASCAR started. a) that’s cool b) what a lesson in humility

#evil space nascar wizard gets clowned by two drug smugglers

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Please stop sharing this, the average flight does not carry enough cookies.

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

why does every story dealing with transhumanism feel like it has to come up with a whole new kind of discrimination against augmented humans that's always a metaphor for racism, when like. there is very much already a pre-existing stigma against augmented humans and very much already an ideological infrastructure that any systemic oppression would be scaffolded on. And it is called ableism.

also i hate what the word "incurious" has become among judgemental cunts on tumblr dot edu but like. it does, to be honest, show a deep-seated ignorance on the topic you are writing about when a story shows zero awareness of the ways augmented humans are right the fuck nowwww being oppressed on a systemic level. like a lot of early cyberpunk has a very real awareness of the ways disabled people are vulnerable in corporate contexts; "this corporation owns a Literal Part Of My Body that i am, technically, only renting" is a real! thing! a way that cyborgs, who do actually exist in our current reality, are marginalized on a systemic level! if you're not interested in extrapolating that out into your transhumanist videos games narrative i can't, like, make you, but i do think it shows a fundamental problem where you are uninterested in The Entirety Of The Topic You Are Writing About to the extent that you can't even look at how it operates in the real world and can only rotate it around as a two-dimensional hypothetical in your brain.