what in starnation

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

the modest success of the Leviathan series in comparison to that of Westerfeld's Uglies was carefully orchestrated by the CIA to prevent teens from finding out about bisexuality and transgenderism