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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

He would do numbers on tumblr

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

screeches at her while pissing on myself

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse